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a discussion on sexual orientation

me:
*explaining various sexual orientations to a classmate*
classmate:
wait, what's polyamory?
me:
well, it's when someone has more than one intimate relationship at a time with the knowledge and consent of everyone involved.
professor:
*overhears from front of class*
professor:
that is d i s g u s t i n g
me:
*defensively* um, actually, no it's--
professor:
how DARE they put a greek prefix on a latin root like that?! What right do they have to decimate my beautiful antiquated languages?!?! GREEK AND LATIN DO NOT FRATERNIZE THIS IS LIKE THAT STUPID ROMANTIC SUBPLOT BETWEEN THAT DWARF AND THAT ELF IN THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!
me:
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me:
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me:
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professor:
it should be polyerosy

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A Summary of Harry Potter

Hermione:
Don't do the thing, Harry!
Ron:
Let's do the thing, Harry!
Snape:
Don't do the thing you dunderheaded ball of deaf ignorance.
McGonagall:
Mr. Potter, don't you dare do the thing.
Dumbledore:
Hmmm... Perhaps you shouldn't do the thing, but here are some tools, explained in the most vague way possible, to get the thing done, I'm counting on you.
Hagrid:
All the details about the thing.
Sirius:
James, I mean,Harry, back in my school days with James, your father,we always did the thing.
Remus:
Sirius, perhaps you shouldn't encourage him, but if you're going to here's a map to help with the thing.
Draco:
Potter can't possible accomplish the thing. Prat.
Luna:
We must go at this thing from the side while riding nargles to freedom.
Voldemort:
THERE IS NO THING BUT POWER AND THOSE TOO WEAK TO ACCEPT IT!!!
Harry:
I'm doing the thing! I'm doinG IT RIGHT NOW! CONSIDER THE THING DONE!

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j0wilson:

my-mind-palace-is-a-tardis:

Luna was one of the most beautiful characters in Harry Potter

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