raise your hand if you’re tired and sad and wanna make out with a girl
today at the bookstore i asked the lady working if she had any lgbtq books that i could check out and her eyes magnified in what i mistook as horror and i thought i had offended her and then she said “i have a bag of lesbian fiction in the basement i’ve been waiting for someone to finally ask” and she all but burst down the stairs to get them for me
"I have a bag of lesbian fiction in the basement" is my new go-to pickup line
”Mad Men”, Season 7, Episode 2 - “A Day’s Work”
Prince George receives a giant stuffed wombat from Australia’s Governor General.
In other news, George and the Wombat sounds like an excellent new children’s book series.
what i love about mythbusters is that once they bust a myth they manipulate their variables until something finally explodes bc we all know why you’re really watching this show
Almost one year with this fat stinker!!!! I love Theo, my first pet ever.
"not everything has to be about lesbians" incorrect 0/10 you fail this class